let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake 

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iancrawfords:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

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• 1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
• 2.When did your last hug take place?
• 3.Are you a jealous person?
• 4.Are you tired right now?
• 5.Do you chew on your straws?
• 6.Have you ever been called a tease?
• 7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
• 8.Do you cry easily?
• 9.What should you be doing right now?
• 10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
• 11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
• 12.Are you mad at someone right now?
• 13.Do you believe in love?
• 14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
• 15.Who was the last person you talked to?
• 16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
• 17.Will you get married?
• 18.When was the last time you smiled?
• 19.Does anyone like you?
• 20.Do you secretly like someone?
• 21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
• 22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
• 23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
• 24.What ARE you looking forward to?
• 25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
• 26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
• 27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
• 28.Are you a forgiving person?
• 29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
• 30.Do you fall for people easily?
• 31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
• 32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
• 33.Who was the last person you drove with?
• 34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
• 35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
• 36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
• 37.Can you live a day without TV?
• 38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
• 39.Three names you go by..
• 40.Are you currently in a relationship?
• 41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
• 42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
• 43.What’s your current problem?
• 44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
• 45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
• 46.How many kids do you want to have?
• 47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?

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• me: an invitation might have helped

prettylittleblog-x:

 

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shiz and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like ‘if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul?’